10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.